The Recruiting Process:
After holding pow wows with the senior members in the team Papi has decided to test Sastry and Sunil in an innovative way.
Papi: All right, here is the deal. You guys are under scrutiny for 7 days.
Day-1: You guys need to bowl 2 overs each to Susheel and not make him play even a single shot on the off side.
Sunil: Quick to jump off his seat, “ Can bowl wides!!” hahahahahaha.
Papi: Sorry, all legitimate balls
Sastry: Legitimate in the sense ”Being in compliance with the law; lawful” and wide is strictly under the laws of the game.
Bhargava: Oh no!! Not again, get me an Oxford dictionary please
Hemanth: He means you shouldn’t bowl wides, no-balls etcetera.
Sunil: Ok, what if we don’t pass this test?
Nagesh: You guys are out of the team. I get to play yay!!
Bhargava: Papi, I have a suggestion let me bat instead of Susheel.
Sunil: Jealous aaa!! LOL
Hemanth: No, let me bat, I have some scores to settle with Sastry
Sastry: Oh yeah!! I am up for it
Vamsi: No, let me bat, I can hit through the off–side too. And I don’t get enough chances to play these days anyways.
Nagesh: What about me then?
Brahmaji: No, let me bat, I am the senior member in the team.
Arvind: No, let me bat, I got married first
Kiran, Uma: In unison, “let us bat, at least now”
Ramesh: No, let me bat, I can knock these guys out of the team
Bharath: Ramesh, can you? @#$%^&()*^
Sandeep: Papi, why don’t we change the rule and make it a little difficult for these guys. Let us make it onside instead of offside.
Papi: Hmmm…I am planning to have a drinks party and discuss this one, Manchi can you…?
Manchi: Sure thing. I am a bachelor now!!
Sunil: Awesome!! Lets discuss in the party. Are we going to CARBON after this?
Sastry: Sorry guys I can’t come.
Papi: Hmm…You Suck!!
Sastry: I know.
Disclaimer: This article is not intended for sensitive, non-humorous individuals. If you are reading this by accident, please don’t hold grudge against god, he is trying to be funny.
To be Continued….
I am serious,we need to have a drinks party to discuss this issue....
ReplyDeleteIf not batting atleast give me a chance for wicket keeper position or change my fielding position...for the complete season I got 3-4 chances to get hold off the ball on-field...
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